Pun-ishment

You all have cringe puns and groan-worthy dad jokes hidden away.

Post them here

I’ll start with my tax, no pun intended.

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I come from a long tradition of punsters for many generations. My family has known the art of the pun so I thought that I would enter a national pun contest you enter your 10 best puns and see what happens. I thought that one of them would win for sure but no pun in 10 did.

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No turn left unstoned :joy::winking_face_with_tongue:

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No turn left unstoned :joy::winking_face_with_tongue::tada::+1:

I’ll say it again - ‘cause my stoned ass told me so

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At this time in my life,

I have walked the walk,

I have talked the talk…

… and now I believe I will sit the sit!

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I think this is a great moment in pun history. The set up is the rules said “you could not breach the pie”.

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